Inception..Messed up in some parts..The VHS is 10 years old 🙁
1. fucking pedal like real fucking fast until you see the thing you want to grind on
2. close your fucking eyes and scream while violently jerking the fucking handlebars into the fucking air, while like jumping or something
3. keep screaming as your back peg fucking starts sliding against some shit and do that fucking air-humping balance thing while fucking screaming, tilting as far back as humanly possible, but not so far back as though you were trying to fall back and smack your fucking skull against the pavement
4. fucking just feel it, bro
5. violently jerk the handlebars forward and take a nice warm piss in your pants. the end.
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